One portrait per contact
He brought the portrait. Your printer handles the rest.
At 8:03 a.m., he reported to the printer with one approved portrait and no toner. He has since visited the group chat, the family thread, three old coworkers and a dentist he barely knows. Every recipient gets the same expression. Every printer gets blamed. He keeps the original under one paw, checks each contact off, and asks who is next. The answer is usually everyone.
Please find the attached cat, now available as a paper copy you did not request. Place it somewhere responsible: refrigerator, monitor, tax folder or the passenger seat. If your printer is empty, forward him to someone whose cyan cartridge still believes in work; he will bring the same face.
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Keep one. Send the cat onward.